Archive for category Humour
Girls, Melt now…
Posted by Mrs Toscia in Humour on April 25, 2009
Ah Choo!!!!!
Posted by Mrs Toscia in Humour on April 28, 2008
Since moving to Sydney, this blog has been collecting dust. I have things to blog but just never got around doing it.
So just a quick update on our grocery shopping trip yesterday:
Saw a car parked with the window winded down. EB and I walked to the car and he said, “Why are the windows down?” The windows were tinted so it was hard to see if there was any activity going on inside.
And I gave the most inquisitive, “HELLLLOOOO”
Someone’s head immediately popped up the driver’s seat and we scuttled away..
Meanwhile, here’s a really cool video I saw on one of the episodes of Rove Live.
PRESENTING: KEN LEE
So what did you do during Earth Hour?
Posted by Mrs Toscia in Humour on March 30, 2008
“TURN IT OFF! IT’S EARTH HOUR!!!!!”
That’s what I heard last night. One of my neighbours shouted to everyone in the area to turn it off!!! hehe. We did it! With candles and only turning on the television, eating our dinner in the dark with candles. We saw a few other units doing the same too.
Oh gosh, so many things to blog about seriously. Let’s see. 1) Bitchy Counter Staff who was unreasonable, did not give me my driver’s license. 2) My packet of clothes are missing from my parcels. 3) Money money money…
Moving to another country is tough shit. I’m just really happy to be going through this with my hubby. Who is extremely supportive. I have full intention of being a hip and modern wifey. I hope women out there will do the same! It’s a great feeling! Folding clothes, doing laundry, doing the cooking! :p
Oh gosh.. I have been watching so many videos that it’s so late now. Too late to update photos!! but two great videos from one of my favourite shows, “THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE.”
Presenting… one of the BEST stand up comedians, Ross Noble
And another of my favourite aussie funny bloke, apart from Rove, it’s Hamish!
When you really have nothing to do
Posted by Mrs Toscia in Humour on February 22, 2008
I’ve previously read on Joe Rogan’s blog on his filmed reaction of watching the viral video, “2 girls and 1 cup” and I saw his face of horror so I didn’t wanna watch it fearing it’s some scary video.
But since I have simply nothing much to do at.. .let’s see.. 6:30am in the morning, I read the video contents on wiki and here’s the description:
2 Girls 1 Cup is an Internet viral video that became a well known internet meme among bloggers and internet forums for the reactions its graphic content elicited from its viewers.[1][2] Around mid-October 2007, video sites such as YouTube were flooded with videos depicting others’ reactions to watching the video for the first time.[3]
The video features two women defecating and vomiting into a cup, then taking turns consuming the excrement and vomiting into each other’s mouths, sexually arousing each other from the acts. Somber music plays throughout.
Here’s some harmless but quite amusing video of people’s reactions: (the first video was apparently the first video made on the reaction to the viral video.)
NO GRAPHIC CONTENT don’t worry dudes and dudettes because I’m too chicken to even watch the real video. Kudos to this people and many others who actually have the galls to watch it.
And here’s the Joe Rogan one which cracked me up cus of his commentary. “Cocaine makes me eat shit? How much Cocaine do you have to give the the girl for them to eat shit?”
Making Green Tea Ice cream
Posted by Mrs Toscia in Humour on February 21, 2008
So the instructions were in Japanese and I tried to search online on some of the recipes so that it sorta still works out. hehe.
I saw Sarah Tan, the VJ, and Soo Kui Jen at Serangoon gardens today… and I saw Sarah Tan SERIOUSLY huge- like… PREGNANT HUGE.
Man… Everyone is getting knocked up. Maybe I should get knocked up too. hahahaa… DOH! My chinese ceremony not in.. thinking about babies already. lol.. Such responsibilities must not be toyed around with!!
First comes baby, then comes marriage IT’S double happiness for small-screen celebrity couple Soo Kui Jien and Sarah Tan. The good-looking ESPN Star Sports presenter and the equally attractive Channel [V] VJ registered their marriage in October, shortly after he proposed with a 1.1 carat Tiffany diamond ring.The wedding reception is in Bali on 21 Dec. And they are expecting a baby – Sarah is 41/2 months pregnant. Malaysian TV host Kui Jien, 35, and Sarah, 27, have been dating for 21/2 years and he said he knew she was “the one” seven months into the relationship.He told The New Paper from their rented house in Serangoon Gardens: “It’s not like we rushed into this… we talked about marriage quite a bit, it was a natural progression for us.”So was the pregnancy planned or accidental?
I broke my nail clipper while clipping my nails..
Posted by Mrs Toscia in Humour on February 16, 2008
Yes… my toe nail was incredible.
Very sad… I loved this nail clipper… I only found such a clipper in Hong kong…





